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'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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"Farnsfield J. Nigelsmythe III. Need One Say More?"
National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, raising children, raising kids, fear of children, fear of kids, fear, fearful, afraid, terrified, hiding, escaping, taking a break, blockading, barricading, blockade, blockades, barricade, barricades, door, doors, keep out, staying together, staying together for the kids, staying together for the children, family, families, stressed, stressed parents
Mouse returns home from work.
Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.
A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
'What?! Oh, that's just an expression. Of course you can take it with you!'
'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owners, dog owner, dogs, business, businesses, solicitors, solicitor, dog lawyer, dog lawyers, lawyer, lawyers, professionals, door, door plaque, door sign, dog names, dog name, door, doors, job title, job titles, job description job descriptions, family pet, family pets
Hotel Disturb Sign
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
Tags:vain, vanity, work, working, education, educated, school, college, university, worked, money, arrogant, office, offices, brag, bragging, brags, door, sign, signs, impressive, impressed, impress, respect, achievement, achievements, mercenary, business, corporate attitude, corporate attitudes, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Why do you have to be such an asshole? The door's open!"
Tags:door, doors, knight, knights, brave knight, brave knights, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, balcony, balconies, hard way, hard ways, princess, princesses, rescue, rescues, rescuing, climb, climbs, climbing, prove your love, proving your love, save, saves, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, ivory tower, ivory towers
"This is probably how they keep getting in."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, vermin, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, human, humans, person, people, door, front door, doors, front doors, home, homes, houses, houses, couple, couples, keep getting in, enter, real estate, property, properties
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
Tags:exit, exits, entrance, entrances, logic, logical, illogical, door, doors, entrance door, exit door, exit doors, entrance doors, department, departments, logical thinker, logical thinkers, logical thinking, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, philosophical, teacher, teachers, logic problem, logic problems, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, door, doors, logician, lawyer, lawyers, legalese, lawyerese, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, confusing, confusion
'Don't be downhearted, Larry. I believe that when life slams a door in your face, it always opens another one for you somewhere else!'
Cat flap and mouse hole.
'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'
Tags:oil, oils, petrol, petrols, door, doors, entrance, entrances, irony, ironic, odd, oddity, oddities, technician, technicians, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, shortage, shortages, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors