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"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).
"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."
"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
"Sorry for knocking on your door - I just wanted to know if you had a few minutes for me to scare you."
"Are we interested in exploring the healing wisdom of an ancient culture?"
"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."
Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.
'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'
"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."
"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."
Salesman Sells His Own Clothes To Customer
'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
Death of a Salesman...
'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'
'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'
'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'
'In my little case I have something her next door reckons you can never afford!'
'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'
Wise Guy Cookies
'Our ad said no salemsan would call.'
'Do you have anything that gets rid of unwanted salesmen?'