Door To Door Salesman Cartoons and Comics

"Sorry for knocking on your door - I just wanted to know if you had a few minutes for me to scare you."

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

Bob oozed confidence and lost the sale.

"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."

Roy's no soliciting signs

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

"Unfortunately, there are no strings attached."

'Already got one.' (Cat to a cat salesman selling automatic door openers.)

Chicken Salesman

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'

Human spider web

'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

'This isn't so bad..I used to go door to selling Encyclopaedias.'

At Death's Door.

'Be very careful, it might be an insurance salesman.'

'NOT INTERESTED? You answered the door didn't you?'

"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"

'First the good news - I'm not selling anything.'

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Glue Salesman

Pushy Salesmen