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"Sorry, Higgins, but you are a luxury I can no longer afford."
'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'
"Go wipe you feed on the neighbor's doormat."
"She's a doormat with teeth."
Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations
"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"
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'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'
Please Swipe Your Feet
'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'
Yoga Welcome Mat
'You say you're treated like a doormat. Tell me more.'
'I hate my life.
"Martin here? He's been here so long he's part of the furniture."
Caveman sees welcome mat saying, 'Wipe Your Knuckles'.
The Uncertainty of the Afterlife...
Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.
"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"
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"It may look like I'm a pushover but I'm not. It's all part of the healthy negotiation experience. Hicks won't be getting that raise today."
'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''
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H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).
'I've just washed that doormat!'
Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.
'I really don't like to complain, but...'
Sales manager has an 'Ethics' doormat.