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"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
Tags:family, families, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, father, fatherhood, son, sons, return home, returning home, empty nester, empty nesters, living with parents, career, failed career, difficult career, job, work, unemployment, investment banking, business, bank, banks, money, welcome home, suitcase, suitcases, luggage, baggage, doorstep, family home
'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'
"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
"He's training to start door to door campaigning!"
"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."
Tags:job, trial of job, trials of job, book of job, old testament, g-d, god, yahweh, prank, pranks, bag of poop, bags of poop, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, church, churches, judaism, jewish, christian, christians, christianity, doorstep, doorsteps, flaming bag, flaming bags, answer the door, immature, immaturity, teen, teens, teenager, teenage prank, teenage pranks
"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"
Tags:survey, don't know, canvasser, canvas, opinion, poll, question, questionnaire, research, statistics, choice, multi-choice, doorstep, anguish, stress, overwhelm, breakdown, overload, unsure, polling, political, politics, politician, party, opinion poll, overwhelmed, man, breakdown, nervous breakdown, rage, raging, mental breakdown
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'
'Wait! It might be ticking! Or Meowing!'
'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'
'Edith, how many times do we need to go over this? . . . You have the baby first, then leave it on a doorstep. . .'
"I had a tough childhood, I was abandoned on a doorstep"
Peephole for the blind.
"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"
'NOT INTERESTED? You answered the door didn't you?'
vampire sees bottles of whole milk and whole blood on doorstep.
'No, it's not a matter of life or death -it's just a matter of death.'
'I always used to leave my worries on the doorstep, but that was before I got evicted.'
Man giving a woman a flower from her flower pot.
'...and do you tell people who come to the door and ask nosy and impertinent questions to '**** OFF!' (a) once a week, (b) Once a month or (c) once every ten years...'
"Come in! I've just put the kettle on."
'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'
'I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but...'