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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
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After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'
'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'
Witch's cottage covered in drugs.
"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."
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'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'
'Got any grass?'
'The highest court in the land.'
Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'
How's the market for weed? I detect green shoots.
'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'
"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
Tags:minority, minorities, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, dope, dopes, doping, doping scandal, doping scandals, steroid, steroids, steroid use, abuse, abuses, abuser, abusers, home run, home runs, mantle, mickey mantle, cheat, cheats, drug cheat, drug cheats, hgh, human growth hormone, wishful thinking, long ball, long balls, drug, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancer, performance enhancers
'Mrs Gribley suspected her children may be experimenting with drugs.'
Where milkweed comes from.
"The part of spring training I hate... the subpoenas..."
'I said, call me when you grow up - not grow-op.'
"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."
'California is broke, but if the new pot proposal passes, no-one will care.'
Drug dealer says: 'Please enjoy responsibly.'