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'Hey handsome, mind if I buy you a drink?'
'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
'Apparently, the locals have over 40 different words for snow!'
'The highest court in the land.'
'The good news is your portfolio results were achieved without any performance enhancing drugs.'
'Level with me, Preston...are you on performance enhancing drugs?'
'Salary review is coming up in a few months. Let's start taking performance enhancing drugs.'
Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.
"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."
Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!
'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '
'Getting rid of Lance Armstrong is a shot in the arm for cycling. . .If I may rephrase that. . .'
Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'
'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.
"Reach for the stars!"