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'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
"How are you doing in your fantasy dopers' league?"
"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."
In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!
Lance Armstrong's web of lies.
"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"
'Salary review is coming up in a few months. Let's start taking performance enhancing drugs.'
Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.
Dope at the Podium
Gene doping in sport.
Drug sniffer dog at the Tour de France...
'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'
"Didn't we meet at the London Olympics or was it Beijing?"
'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'
Lance Armstrong confesses to Oprah.
"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."