Dopes Cartoons and Comics

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."

"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."

"The part of spring training I hate... the subpoenas..."

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."

'The good news is your portfolio results were achieved without any performance enhancing drugs.'

'Level with me, Preston...are you on performance enhancing drugs?'

"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"

Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!

'Salary review is coming up in a few months. Let's start taking performance enhancing drugs.'

'What's he on?'

Doping

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"Ha ha ha you dopes!"

'He's on steeroids.'

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

Roger Clemens will pitch again when...

'Thanks for your medical update, Doc...I understand you're now on Medical Marijuana.'

'Getting rid of Lance Armstrong is a shot in the arm for cycling. . .If I may rephrase that. . .'