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'Hey handsome, mind if I buy you a drink?'
'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
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'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'
"That's his urine sample."
"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"
The Doping Games?
"How are you doing in your fantasy dopers' league?"
"The part of spring training I hate... the subpoenas..."
"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."
'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."
Stop the Saliva Tests
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In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
Lance Armstrong's web of lies.
"Was he on steroids?"
Shot Put Champion
'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'