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Belling the Cat
'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'
When Moms Dance
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'Check out the six pack on the new guy!'
"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"
"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'
'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'
'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'
'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'
'That kid just said because my parents are a dish and a fork, that makes me a DORK.'
Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'
'You're wearing my clothes! And I look like a dork.'
"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"
Senior Gary Kleg performs his infamous shot-put wedgie.
Quickly realizing that her blind date was a dork, Amy began chewing on her emergency supply of garlic cloves.
Jack had considered himself a pretty cool guy until one morning, after losing track for a while, he woke up and poof, he was a dork.
Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
'Seriously, Earl. It's just embarrassing!'
Unauthorized Biography Section
'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'
'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'