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Belling the Cat
"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."
When Moms Dance
Tags:relationships, mother, daughter, dancing, pain, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, dance, dances, dancing, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, dork, dorks, dorky, dorky dance, dorky dances, mom dance, mom dancing, parent, parents, daughter, daughters
"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'
'Be honest, do I look that dorky?'
Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."
"Be honest, do I look that dorky?"
Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 24. Discover where your sister hid her baby-go-tinky doll.
"I'd like to apply for a hardship license."
Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.
Can't buy a car? Here are other options.
"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."
Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 61. Losing your bike helmet and having to borrow your sister's."
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Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.
"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."