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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
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"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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"Here – if you dose at the exact moment you get fired, it really heightens the experience."
'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'
'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'
'I gave it a healthy dose of denial, but it didn't help.'
'You have no side effects? We'd better double your dose.'
Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you.
I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.
"Don't give the dog any more coffee."
"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."
'Start with 40 mg a day, and if your memory doesn't improve after two weeks, go to 80 mg a day.'
'I need a low dose of Viagra please doctor. . .I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes.'
'I've decided to recall our latest drug because of one side effect - law suits.'
'One for me, and one for you. One for me...'
'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'
Never exceed the stated dose of laxatives.
'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'
'Take one of these as often as you can afford to.'
Too much TV.
'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'
'Quick nurse, this patient needs a double dose!'
'As your doctor - cut it down to two tablets, Moses.'
'Take one every five miles.'
A dose of doctors