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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
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'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'
'I gave it a healthy dose of denial, but it didn't help.'
'You have no side effects? We'd better double your dose.'
Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you.
"Don't give the dog any more coffee."
'Start with 40 mg a day, and if your memory doesn't improve after two weeks, go to 80 mg a day.'
'I need a low dose of Viagra please doctor. . .I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes.'
'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'
Never exceed the stated dose of laxatives.
'Take one of these as often as you can afford to.'
'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'
'Quick nurse, this patient needs a double dose!'
'Take one every five miles.'
A dose of doctors
"We're out of the 500 mg size."
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