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"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."
'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'
'...and be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'
'I'm letting all of you go. I was going to blame it on the dot-com crash, but since we don't have a website, I'll have to come up with a different excuse, which I'll do after lunch.'
"I'd rather have had dot-com money and lost it than never to have been insanely wealthy at all."
'Since I'm under 30, I prefer to invest only in companies with 'dot-com' and 'genome' in their names.'
'What do you recommend for someone who missed the dot-com boom but won't miss the social security bust?'
Dot.Com Marketing - Vice President of Spam.
'CEO of a failed dot-com, eh? Don't worry, this suit reeks of 'old economy'.'
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