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Ant and Dec.
Laurel & Hardy
"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."
Sunny and Chair
"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."
Tags:ibs, irritable bowel syndrome, doctors, patients, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquy, doctor, patient, dummy, diagnosis, lab work, burl, burls, tree, trees, healthcare, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, double act, double acts, physical, physicals, puppets, puppet, dummies, bur, burs, burr, burrs
"Azure! Your eyes are like limpid pools of azure."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, entertainer, entertainers, double act, double acts, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, date, dates, compliment, compliments, dummy, dummies, wing man, wing men
"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."
"No, I don't think Tna Fey and Amy Poehler would want you to be a part of what they've got going."
"You know what they say - 'Great mimes think alike'."
' My husband's doing the work of two men - Laurel and Hardy! '
"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"
Tags:cheech and chong, cheech & chong, richard cheech marin, richard marin, tommy chong, movie comedians, comedian, comedians, comedy act, comedy acts, comedy duo, comedy duos, celebrity, celebrities, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory loss, double act, double acts, old movies, remember, forget, memory
'Morcambe and Wise.'
"Allow me to do the talking, okay."
"When I throw the pie, keep your mouth closed."
Tags:circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circus, clown act, clown acts, pie, pies, cream pie, cream pies, custard pie, custard pies, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, diet, diets, double act, double acts, dieter, dieters
'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'
'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'
Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.
"If you had any consideration at all for your fellow performers, you wouldn't have gone to that curry house, last night!"
Tags:panto, pantos, pantomime, pantomimes, horse, horses, theater, theaters, theatres, stage, actor, actors, panto horse, panto horses, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, panto act, double act, double acts, curry, curries, inconsiderate, inconsiderateness, flatulence, gassy, front end, rear end, digestive problems, curry house, curry houses, indian restaurants, indian restaurant
"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"
"I don't see why I have to jump too!"
Tight rope walking cat and monkey.
'Act your shoe size, not your age.'
'So, how was your day?'
Laurel and Hardy.