Double Dates Cartoons and Comics

Women's Synchronized Peeing

"Barry is something of a perfunctory sex maniac."

"He frequently snaps but then just as quickly it's over."

"Just ignore him, Linda. He's always looking for a way to get out of doing the dishes."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

I always strike out on blind dates

"Oh, no! I can still see the Jensons."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

'Pssst...why did agree to date these guys? Are they borrring or what?'

Advanced footsie

"Hey! Not only do I bring a friend, as you asked! I brought my best friend!"

'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

"Except for that whole Siamese twin things I never would have guessed that you two were brothers."

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

'Well you asked if she had a sister...!'

"... This imaginary, beautiful woman that visits you in the night... Does she have a friend?"

'Polly wants to double date!'

'I appreciate your being a pal to me, Dad, but double-dating is just going too far.'

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