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Drawing the short straw.
'Pssst...why did agree to date these guys? Are they borrring or what?'
"Hey! Not only do I bring a friend, as you asked! I brought my best friend!"
'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'
"Except for that whole Siamese twin things I never would have guessed that you two were brothers."
'I don't like the look of yours...'
"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."
'Well you asked if she had a sister...!'
"... This imaginary, beautiful woman that visits you in the night... Does she have a friend?"
'Polly wants to double date!'
'I appreciate your being a pal to me, Dad, but double-dating is just going too far.'
'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'
Love Mix Ups.
'I shouldn't have let you talk me into a blind date. I'll bet LuAnn's friend is a dog!'
"Cruz? Why are you calling me Baldo's girlfriend? Is there something I should know?"
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"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."
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"If it's a scary movie, maybe Estella will be all over me!"
A woman sits at table with a bag over her head. A man with an unattractive date asks waitress: 'I would like a doggie bag also please!'
"... It's just that when you said you'd got us a date with a pair of sisters... "
"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"