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Bull Riding on the Stock Market
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
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Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, recession, the recession, recessions, economic crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, double dip recession, banking crisis, doom, doomsayer, the apocalypse, the end of days, doomsday, politician, politicians, sandwich board, sandwich boards, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, hierarchy, hierarchies, pretension, pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited, big head, big headed
'Better make it a double to calm my fears about a double-dip recession.'
"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."
'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'
The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency
"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."
Tags:banker, bankers, banking, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, support, supporting, supportive, recession, stock market, stock market crash, economic crash, financial crash, double dip recession, bankrupt, bankruptcy, debt, in debt, spousal support
Stock Hurricane Ride
"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, graphics, business graphic, business graphics, presentation, presentations, business presentation, business presentations, board room, board rooms, recession, recessions, failed business, failed businesses, failing business, failing businesses, double dip recession, bankrupt, bankruptcy, failed, failing, collapse, business collapse, business collapse, in denial, denial, administration, in administration, going into administration
"Did I get this right? The down-going stock market crashed into your roof and damaged your floor. Now you want to know if it is covered by your household contents insurance?"
'It's not a recession...You tell him that!'
"Good news—the economy is still sluggish!"
"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"
Tags:recession, recessions, the recession, double dip recession, politician, politicians, fake news, untrustworthy, human right, human rights, human right issues, inhuman, dehumanising, political jargon, political buzzword, political buzzwords, economy, the economy, austerity, cover-up, cover up, lie, lying, liar, liars, speech, speeches, political speech, political speeches, bending the truth, fake facts, fake facts, bend the truth, economical with the truth, economics, cuts, cut back, cut backs, cut-back, cut-backs, public spending, public spending cut, public spending cuts
"There is no recession...we're just in a bit of a downturn..."
A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles
Tags:the recession, recession, double dip recession, double-dip recession, buzzword, buzzwords, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, sprinkle, sprinkles, baking, bakery, bakeries, donut, donuts, economic decline, recovery, economic recovery, slow recovery, slow recoveries, economics
'Even you don't take that long to fix something.'
"That's it! The recession's over!"
'They are new crunchy Osbornes. It says 'Avoid dipping more than twice'!'
'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'
Tags:credit crunch, economic downturn, economic downturns, double dip recession, double dip recessions, austerity measures, talking ourselves into recession, banks, stocks and shares, market, markets, doom and gloom, consumer confidence, market confidence, financial crisis, business news, financial news, news report, news reports
'If there's going to be a double dip, who's joining me in the pub?'