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'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'
Ever thought of double glazing?
'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'
'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'
"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"
'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'
"That was one GREAT salesman!"
Salesman caught by irate customer.
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"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."
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"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."
'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'
'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'
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'Careful, it's double glazing!'
COWS: Cow telesales
"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"
'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'
'Now let me just if I've got a window in my diary!'
'I'm so glad that you called to tell me about your new phone tariff deal. I'm actually a double glazing salesman. Can you spare a moment, while I tell you about my great offers?'
'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'
'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'
'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'
'No, we don't need Double Moating! Now go away!'
I think I'll pass on the roofing and siding...'
'Double glazing? Hmm, I'd love to say yes but... this is a magnificent 16th century stately home. We're not allowed to change anything. Besides, your boys would never get their ladders over the moat... hello?'