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Ever thought of double glazing?
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double glazing, double glazing salesman, double glazing salesmen, drink, thought, glass, energy, scan, eco, advizor, interview, sells, sell, selling, salesmen, salesman, inquiries, windows, beer, beers, beer drinker, beer drinkers, inquiry'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'
"Good afternoon Sir. I was just passing and couldn't help wondering if you might be considering new double glazing?"
'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'
Salesman caught by irate customer.
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salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, door-to-door, door to door, double glazing, double-glazing, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, trip hazard, trip hazards, trap, traps, trapping, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales pitch, sales pitches, nuisance caller, nuisance callers, nuisance calls"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."
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double glazing, window, windows, windiness, bad weather, window fitter, window fitters, quality control, quality controls, glazing, workmanship, tradesmen, tradesman, quality, wind, windy, weather, storm, storms, windy conditions, complaint, complaints, daft, drafts, draught, draughts, complain, complains, complaining'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'
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dracula, vampire, vampires, vamp, vamps, vampire myth, vampire myths, vampire legend, vampire legends, count dracula, salesmen, salesman, sales, special offer, special offers, freebie, freebies, reflection, reflections, transylvania, castle, double glazing, mirror, bathroom, professions, myths, legends'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'
COWS: Cow telesales
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cow, cows, farm animal, farm animals, job, jobs, telesales, tele-sales, selling, saleman, salesperson, salespeople, salesmen, double glazing, graze, grazing'I'm so glad that you called to tell me about your new phone tariff deal. I'm actually a double glazing salesman. Can you spare a moment, while I tell you about my great offers?'
'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'
'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'
'No, we don't need Double Moating! Now go away!'
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castle, castles, security system, defence, defence systems, security systems, moats, salesmen, moat, salesman, double glazing, double, moating, king, pushy salesmen, pushy salesman, sale, sales, door, doors, siege, sieges, war, wars, medieval, historian, historiansI think I'll pass on the roofing and siding...'
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homeless, homelessness, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, unemployed, unemployment, house, houses, home, homes, building, buildings, box, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, sales, telesales, salesman, salesmen, roofing, siding, double glazing, unwanted, useless'Double glazing? Hmm, I'd love to say yes but... this is a magnificent 16th century stately home. We're not allowed to change anything. Besides, your boys would never get their ladders over the moat... hello?'