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Ever thought of double glazing?
Human spider web
'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'
"That was one GREAT salesman!"
"...his speech was slurred, his eyes were double-glazed..."
"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"
'Double glazing? Hmm, I'd love to say yes but... this is a magnificent 16th century stately home. We're not allowed to change anything. Besides, your boys would never get their ladders over the moat... hello?'
Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?
'He was quite a double glazing salesman!'
'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'
"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."
Lilliput Double Glazing