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"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
Tags:shelf life, shelf lives, double meaning, double meanings, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, stock shelves, stocking shelves, expiration, expiration date, expiration dates, expiry, expiries, dance, dances, dancing, dancing, miniature, miniatures, store, stores, shop, shops, retail store, retail stores, retailer, retailers, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets
"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
Tags:my people, native american, native americans, native-american, native-americans, american indian, american-indians, hollywood, hollywood culture, actor, actors, actress, actresses, cowboy, cowboys, confusing, confused, play on words, double meaning, word play, your people, western, westerns, agent, agents, team, teams, jargon, hollywood jargon, filming, recording
"Me? I'm just here for the babes."
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'We're here to question mar.'
"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."
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An origami crane constructs a house.
"Who's the new guy?"
Next in Lion
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"Coach gave me the green light to steal at any time. He never said 'only during the game.'"
Tags:baseball, steal, steals, steal a base, stealing a base, courtrooms, trial, trials, courtroom, judge, on trial, baseball player, defendant, theft, stealing, stolen base, misunderstanding, interpretation, double meaning, clarification, double meanings, misunderstandings, bad defense, bad defenses, bad defence, bad defences
"Oh, I'm sure that worthless husband of mine is hanging around somewhere."
"Looks like ole Fred took too much stool softener this morning."
Fast Food Ordering Confusion
"You've been eating too much junk."
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Hungry labradors online.
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'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'
"That's not what I meant when I said to warm up the pitcher."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, warm up, warms up, warming up, training, double meaning, double meanings, penguin, penguins, antarctic, antarctica, baseball fan, baseball fans, practice throw, practice throws, practice pitch, practice pitches, winter sport, winter sports
"We're a pecking order."
"Three fully articulated action figures to see you, Mr. Reynolds."
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"Honey, there's a clog in the sink!"
'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'
"Bad news, everyone. Our origami paper branch folded."
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Take us to your ruler.