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"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."
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"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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Employees Must Wash Hands
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'Why, what's wrong with this Do you REALLY think it's more natural when it's the other way around'
First Illegal on the moon
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'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'
The president shows up in Houston wearing stilettos.
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"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk."
FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.
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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?"
'Two men in Iowa face federal charges for harrassing migratory birds with an aircraft. . .but it's fine to shoot drone missiles at U.S. citizens abroad.'
"Three fully articulated action figures to see you, Mr. Reynolds."
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'So, it's OK for you to go on and on about nothing, but as soon as I open my mouth, I'm a yappy little dog.'
"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
"And they get mad because I carry a stick?"
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"You were going to leave him for a woman, so what's the difference if he left you for a man?"
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"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."
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"Why can't I wear a hat in church...you do."
"Is it a double standard if it's only applied half the time?"
'I want to eat!'
"Do executives have double standards?"
"When a politician offers a voter something to get a vote it's politics."
"Why is it when the dog snores you think it's cute, but when I snore you elbow me in the ribs!"