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'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
'Sorry we have to let you go, Bob, but it's just a matter of budget priorities.'
"I still say we're stretched dangerously thing."
"Careful! That's his firing hand."
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Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'
'And this is where we attempt to forecast the TRUE size of the spending cuts.'
'The company needs to cut it's overheads..we need you legal advice.'
'Well the good news is that you will be the team leader...the bad news...you are the team.'
'Offshoring is the future and I'm afraid we've founds a lawyer in Mumbai whose 46% better at being you for half the cost.'
'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'
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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'
'Mmmh... Do I give up a life of luxury and privilege that people can only dream of... or just lay off half of you?'
'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'
'I've got good news and bad news...'
'And this last chart illustrates why none of you are here anymore. Questions?'
'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'
'We're a bit tight on space.'
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"
'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'
'Our company produces 500 redundancies a day.'
After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.
'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'
'Would you prefer a quick termination or a slow, painful phaseout?'