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'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'Who vetted that leader?'
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
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"Anthony Houserman, I've found, is a fairly reliable barometer of the market."
"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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Businessman Cut Down by Monthly Reports
'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'
'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'
'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'
The hourglass figure of economic injustice.
'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'
'Your sales have been so bad lately, firing you wasn't good enough.'
Wall Street: Broke and Broker.
'First the good news.'
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.
'I'm expecting a big raise this year or, at the very least, to keep my job.'
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart."
'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'
"Let's go and wreck the economy by not going shopping."
"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
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"You better send in 'cheerleading'."