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"Her dowry consisted of one hundred forty seven unpaid parking tickets."
'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'
Really? What a coincidence, my grandparents were part of the princess' dowry too...
"I can't offer you a dowry, but I can get you on my health plan."
"How vexing: He's exchanging eighty of us for one single bride!"
"May I point out that this proposal includes unlimited talk, text and data."
'They're shaking hands: Looks like we'll be part of the Bride's dowry...'
'I've just worked out that our daughter's wedding will cost more than our first house...'