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"I'm afraid it's serious Pinocchio... In fact it's termites!"
"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."
"... Pay $895.22 for Muffy's X-rays, surgery, and medication, OR get a brand new kitten absolutely FREE!!!"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
"We won't have to operate after all -- Your disease has been reclassified as a personal quirk."
"Okay, okay!... I'll give you a note for work!"
"Doc... I keep hearing ringing in my ears."
"...Although we have your son's diarrhea under control, he's not out of the woods yet."
"I'd like to get more aggressive in your treatment... I'm changing your prescription from 'Medical Marijuana' to 'Medical Crack.'"
"Birdbox? No. I just prefer not to make eye contact!"
"Doctors Without Borders:" Good Idea! "Doctors without boundaries:" NOT a good idea!