Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."
The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'
Tags:psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, dr, doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, uncomfortable, painting, paintings, discomfort
'We're here to question mar.'
Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?
'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'
'Everything came back negative.'
'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'
'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'
"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical, medicine, patient, patients, dr, jargon, word, words, compound words, ectomy, operation, operations, surgery, surgical, surgeon, surgeons, explain, explaining, language, professional, professionals, -ectomy, surgical, remove, removal, appendectomy
'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
'You're right. It's not workin' for me. Thanks, Dr. Phil.' God finally admits there's a problem.
"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."
"As you can see Mr. Smith, your CAT scan was positive."
'I couldn't diagnose this ailment on the internet, so I was forced to come to you.'
"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."
Tags:dr, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, hospital, hospitals, doctor's office, doctor's offices, doctors office, doctors offices, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, surgery, surgeries, mental health, mental illness, stress, stressed, anxiety, anxious, depressed, depression
'Would you also like to purchase the extended warranty?'
Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
'The patient will see you now,Doctor!'