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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'
"Please - no more specialists."
A vampire in a canoe.
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"And now may I bite your neck?"
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'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'
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'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'
"Alright - I'll give you my pin number."
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"The fangs stay!"
"I know. But I think I can change him."
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'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'
"The bedbugs got to me first."
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'
'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'
'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'
Pass the SPF 20,000
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'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'