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"Good afternoon, Mister Absentee."
"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."
'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'
"Hello, Mom – guess who they're taking!"
'No more drafts! I want a finished product.'
"Uh-oh—looks like they've reinstated the draft."
"Of course I love you more than I love football - Why, you were my first-round draft pick!"
'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'
'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'