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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
Tags:cafe, cafes, dating, dates, dated, gender issues, gender stereotype, misread, misreading, mistake, mistakes, cross-training, cross training, training, gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, exercise, exercises, fitness, internet, internet dating, drag, ad, ads, personal, personals, finding love, love, lovelorn
'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'
"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."
Tags:mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, drag, drag queen, queen, disillusionment, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, clothed, clothes
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, tangle, tangle, tangled, tangling, catch, catches, catching, fishing rod, fishing rods, surprise, surprised, surprises, shock, shocks, shocked, pull, pulls, drag, dragged, drags, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
"Shlep your bags for you, ma'am?"
"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."
"Oh, yeah? When's the last time you dragged anything in?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, drag, dragged, look what the cat dragged in, expression, expressions, phrase, phrases, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life
'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
Tags:hanging rope, hanging, hangings, noose, nooses, suicidal, death wish, death-wishes, death, deaths, suicidal, meeting, meetings, bored, boring, bored to death, board meeting, meets, conference, conference calls, workplace, work, dark humor, dark humour, long, drag, drags, dragging, corporate culture, death-wish, death wishes, conference call
Just a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'
"You've got one of my dresses on again."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, drag, drag queen, drag queens, cave, caves, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, dispute, disputes, argue, arguments, argument, arguing, nag, nagging, clothes, clothing, fashion, fashions, paleolithic, palaeolithic
"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue
Business cartoon showing an uninvolved business man at his desk and thinking 'blah'.
Tags:businessmen, businessman, blah, uninvolved, unmotivated, not, motivated, care less, uncaring, unproductive, bored, boring, work, job, positive, contributor, drag, down, morale, company, corporate, attitude, bad, negative, businessman, man, male, professional, executive, person, manager, comics, funny, humorous, gag
"I knew that would happen with United Airlines! The little light above your seat says: 'Don't get too comfortable!'"
"Stop doggin' it!"
As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.
"There's nothing like a dame!"
"Oh no...altar call."
'Steer clear of the boss. She's handing out pink slips.'
'He didn't want to come so I had to drag him here.'