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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"
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Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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'Miss Wilson, please send in the dragon.'
Fighting the Dragon
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, pub name, bar name, bar names, joust, jousts, jousting, knight, knights, knighthood, dragon slayer, dragon, dragons, dragonslayers, dragon slayers, imagination, chivalry, chivalrous, pub names, thelwell
'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'
"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."
"Oh, good, you brought your pony."
Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.
"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."
'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'
"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
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Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...
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"Let's try offering him a breath mint first."
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Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'
'I'm off. Tinned food gives me indigestion.'
Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.
'The princess? Feel free to eat her and then let's run away together!'
'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'
'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'
'I appear to have upset the animal rights lobby.'
'I'm afraid it's Daddy you need to impress-he's an R.S.P.C.A Inspector!'
"Oh, I don't know, there's got to be more to life than slaying dragons."