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'You say you're going scuba diving?'
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, damsel in distress, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
"Tain't a fit night out for man nor beast!"
"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
Tags:plan b, plan bs, backup plan, backup plans, back-up plan, back-up plans, corporate greed, dragon, dragons, devil, devils, forked tail, forked tails, businessmen, businessman, businessmen, businessman, fat cat, fat cats, corporate culture, business plan, business plans, strategy meeting, strategy meetings
"Mind if I smoke?"
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Tags:maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, dragon, dragons, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, medieval, fantasy, fantasies, fantasy story, fantasy stories, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, expectations, social expectations, high standards, knight, knights, brave, bravery, trophy, trophies, trophy room, trophy rooms
"Dragons were never out of style."
"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
Tags:monsters, monster, beast, beasts, dragons, dragon, dinosaur, dinosaurs, carnivores, carnivore, man-eater, man-eaters, invasion, invaded, invade, destroy, destroyed, snack, snacks, food, foods, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, antidepressants, antidepressant, mental health, mental illness, depression, anxiety, stress, over medicate, doctor, doctors, drugs, drug, drugged, pharmaceutical, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, overmedication, over-medicates, over-medicating, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
Chinese New Year
'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'
'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'
Tags:dragon, dragons, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, three musketeers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hero, heroes, knight, knights, snack, snacks, snacking, kid, kids, teatime, teatimes, meal, meals, litter, rubbish, littering, mothers, motherhood, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, packaging, sweets, candy
The Dragon with the tattooed girl.
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
Tags:dragon, dragons, cook, cooking, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, metal, metals, knight, knights, armor, protected, protection, heat, heats, heating, nose, noses, nostril, nostrils, old, fashion, fashioned, quick, quickly, warn, warns, warning, warnings, tradition, traditional, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I can remember when I drove the dragons crazy."
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
"It must be for you, I'm not religious."
"Shucks, ma'am, that's what neighbors are for!"
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, princess, princesses, fairy tale, fairy tales, trope, tropes, modest, modesty, false modesty, gentleman, gentlemen, chivalry, chivalrous, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods
Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.
"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
Tags:dragon, dragons, mythical creature, mythical creatures, king arthur, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, knights in shining armor, knights in shining armour, dining out, eating out, restaurant, ordering food, menu, menus, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, posh restaurants, posh restaurants, starter, starters, starter and main, folk story, folk stories