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'You say you're going scuba diving?'
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
Tags:plan b, plan bs, backup plan, backup plans, back-up plan, back-up plans, corporate greed, dragon, dragons, devil, devils, forked tail, forked tails, businessmen, businessman, businessmen, businessman, fat cat, fat cats, corporate culture, business plan, business plans, strategy meeting, strategy meetings
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Tags:maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, dragon, dragons, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, medieval, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, expectations, social expectations, high standards, knight, knights, brave, bravery, trophy, trophies, trophy room, trophy rooms
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
"Dragons were never out of style."
"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
Tags:monsters, monster, beast, beasts, dragons, dragon, dinosaur, dinosaurs, carnivores, carnivore, man-eater, man-eaters, invasion, invaded, invade, destroy, destroyed, snack, snacks, food, foods, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, antidepressants, antidepressant, mental health, mental illness, depression, anxiety, stress, over medicate, doctor, doctors, drug, drugged, pharmaceutical, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, overmedication, over-medicates, over-medicating, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
Tags:kiss, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, romance, romantic, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, grand gesture, grand gestures, above and beyond, trophy, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted
"Honey, you're snoring."
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
Chinese New Year
'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'
'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'
Tags:dragon, dragons, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, three musketeers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, hero, heroes, knight, knights, snack, snacks, snacking, kid, kids, teatime, teatimes, meal, meals, litter, rubbish, littering, mothers, motherhood, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, packaging, sweets, candy
"The Johnsons have a dragon."
The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
Tags:dragon, dragons, cook, cooking, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, metal, metals, knight, knights, armor, protected, protection, heat, heats, heating, nose, noses, nostril, nostrils, old, fashion, fashioned, quick, quickly, warn, warns, warning, warnings, tradition, traditional, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
"It must be for you, I'm not religious."
Tags:dragon, dragons, dragon hoard, dragon hoards, treasure, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarded, toilet paper, toilet roll, toilet paper shortages, toilet paper hoarding, panic buying, panic buy, panic buys, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, fantasy
"Shucks, ma'am, that's what neighbors are for!"
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, princess, princesses, fairy tale, fairy tales, trope, tropes, modest, modesty, false modesty, gentleman, gentlemen, chivalry, chivalrous, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods