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Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.
'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'
'Flip your brother over, sweety. He's forgotten which end is up.'
"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'
Huey loved to learn foreign laguages.
'Yes, I know why you came over. I was asking why the chicken crossed the road.'
How ostriches were created.
'You just wait! I may be ugly now, but someday I'll grow up into a beautiful something or other!'