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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
Tags:eat, eating, diet, diets, fitness, fit, fitter, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, physical fitness, physically fit, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, obese, obesity, morbidly obese, morbid obesity, xxl, food, foodie, obesity epidemic, fat, overweight, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weight-loss, good shape, in shape, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, bad shape, out of shape, healthy, health and wellbeing
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, right behind, right behind me, captain ahab, irony, dramatic irony, ironic
"Wait! Come Back!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, misunderstanding, education, educate, sunset, beautiful sunset, sun, sunshine, setting sun, misunderstood, dumb, dumber, idiot, idiots, idiocy, race the sun, chase the sun, visual gag, visual joke, irony, dramatic irony, ironic
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
Tags:news, newsroom, newspaper, presenter, anchor, news anchor, television, tv, live tv, live television, hypothetical, rumour, rumor, rumours, rumors, hypotheticals, gossip, gossiping, gossips, co-anchor, co-anchors, media, media coverage, news coverage, introduce, introducing, irony, dramatic irony, fake news, media bias, media biases
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
"You can't bully me."
Tags:irony, ironic, beg, begging, begged, beggar, begs, beggars, pan handler, shaker, shakers, pan-handler, pan handling, pan-handling, poor, poverty, homeless, homeless population, homelessness, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, bully, bullying, bullied, pressure, pressured, oppress, oppressed, oppression, class, class warfare, discrepancy, discrepancies, big business, corporate, fat cat, fat cats
Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'
Tags:water, ironic, irony, dramatic irony, still, still water, still or sparkling, sparkling, sparkling water, water, water tower, infrastructure, tower, towers, store, stored, stores, barrel, barrels, urban life, urban, dry, region, regions, regional, dry weather, summer, option, options, luxury, luxuries, option, options, choice, choices, drink, drinks, drinking, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, well known, well-known phrase, phrases, everyday, every day
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H
Tags:greek chorus, greek choruses, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greek theatre, ancient greek theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, comment, commenting, warning, warns, television, tv, tvs, television, entertainment, entertains, actor, actors, environment, environmentalism, doom, foreshadow, foreshadowing, warn, warning, dramatic irony, global warming, climate change
"Some Debussy, Igor."
Tags:stereotype, stereotypical, soundtrack, soundtracks, music, musically, musician, musicians, atmosphere, atmospheric, clash, clashed, clashing, debussy, classical, classical music, classic, classics, experiment, experimenting, experiments, experimental, doctor, doctors, inventor, invent, invents, invention, frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, monster, monsters, frankenstein's monster, igor, mad, insane, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, literature, literary, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, culture, cultured, cultural, reference, referential, pianist, piano, unlikely, irony, ironic, dramatic irony
"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic irony
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
Tags:beer, beers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, day drinking, sports bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, boozing, binge drinking, daytime drinking, beer belly, gut, beer gut, instinct, instincts, fat, fatter, weight, overweight, dramatic irony, indicative, indicator, says it all, weight loss, alcohol, alcoholic, dad, dads, dad bod, pub
"Would you rather be smart or funny?"
Tags:stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, cliched, stereotypical, trope, tropes, optician, opticians, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, optometrist, optometrists, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, eye check, eyes, eye doctor, doctor, frame, frames, fashions, fashionable, type, types, type cast, type-cast, glasses, symbol, symbols, symbolic
Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...
Tags:optician, opticians, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, optometrist, optometrists, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, eye check, eyes, eye doctor, doctor, serial killer, killer, murder, murderer, graphic, violent, crazed, crazy, insane, homicide, homicidal maniac, violence, knife, horror, halloween, happy halloween, spooky, scary, creepy
"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
Tags:foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, cooks, french, french cooking, french cuisine, frog, frogs, frogs legs, dramatic irony, irony, ironic, ironically, frog's legs, frog legs, exotic, exotically, doctor, doctors, lie, lies, convince, convinced, convincing, convinces, cure, cures, cured, medical, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon