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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
Tags:office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
'You guys hear about Ethel and Bob? Apparently they got used for eggnog.'
'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'
Tags:koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, bear, bears, mishear, mishears, misheard, mishearing, cola, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, order, orders, ordering, ordered, orderer, orderers, customer, customers, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, fast food, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Don't be a fool!!'
Tags:run, running, runs, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, ran, witch, witches, drink, drinking, drinks, drank, refreshing, refresh, refreshed, refreshes, fool, fooled, trick, tricked, tricking, tricks, poison, poisoned, poisons, potion, potions, magic, black magic, evil, dark magic, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Make it a double, Al. It's been hell in Toyland."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drinking, drink, drank, drunk, drunks, drinks, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, toy, toybox, toys, toy soldier, toy soldiers, wooden, wooden soldier, wooden soldiers, barman, bartender, bar man, bar tender, after work, long day, long day at work, make it a double, relax, relaxation
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"
Tags:pun, puns, word play, play on words, sea dog, seadog, sea leg, sea legs, sea, naval, nautical, wine, wines, alcohol, alcoholic, alco, alcoholism, dinner, dinner party, party, parties, partied, party hard, show-off, show off, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, drunkard, drink, drinking, binge drinking, drank, drunks, wine tasting, tasting, high society, drinks
'We had a lot to drink last night.'
'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'
'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'
'And what do you do?'
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...
''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'
'I'm pleased to announce that Gary has successfully completed the first step of the program!' 'I think that calls for a little drink!'
'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'
It was after midnight, and the wine had completely taken over.
'Check this out. By age 50, the average American has consumed enough coffee to keep the entire city of Utica, NY, awake for 10 months.'
'It's got to be a mirage.'
'Waiter, could I have another glass? This one has someone drinking out of it.'
Tags:waiter, waiters, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, glass, glasses, drinker, drinkers, request, requests, requesting, requested, ask, asks, asking, asked, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleans, dirties, dirtied, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What happened to the free peanuts?'
Tags:elephant, elephants, pub, pubs, bar, bars, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, barman, barmen, bar tender, bar tenders, bartender, bartenders, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drank, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointing, freebie, freebies, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh, man. ...Disaster! We're all out of this stuff!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, hustle, hustles, hustled, hustling, hustlers, empty, empties, emptied, ran out, run out, runs out, disaster, disasters, disastrous, water boy, water boys, waterboy, waterboys, player, players, tap, taps, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You're always just popping down to the water hole.'