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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
Tags:security system, security systems, alarm system, alarm systems, security, defence, protection, drawbridge, drawbridges, suits of armour, suit of armour, knight, knights, home security, old building, old buildings, listed building, listed buildings, castle, castles, historical building, historical building, burglar proof, burglar proofing, burglar alarm, burglar alarms
Letting the Cat Out
"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."
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'Now where are these trolls I seek?'
"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
Tags:home, homes, crusade, crusades, war, to war, off to war, leaving home, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, house sitter, house sitting, remember to, army, armies, march, marching, medieval, medieval times, historical, historically, warring, wars, drawbridge, draw bridge, draw-bridge, castle, castles, home, homes, home owner, home ownership, home-owner, home-ownership, hoe owners, home-owners, forget, forgetful, absent minded
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
'...Or does it go 'measure twice and cut once'?'
"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."
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"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."
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Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.
Disabled access in computing.
'I thought YOU knew the password.'
"Me? Why can't you ring the doorbell?"
'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'
Tags:barbarians, barbarian, castle, castles, basketball, basket ball, ball, hoop, hoops, net, nets, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, prank, pranks, pranked, pranking, prankster, pranksters, drawbridge, draw bridge, bridge, entry, enter, battle, battles, fight, fighting, fights, war, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It's a moat.'
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer
A shoat, a float, in a boat, in a moat.
King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.
'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'
A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.
'Nice to have a door opener.'
Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).
'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'