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"I had this two-part dream last night...I've got to try figure out how to turn this into a cartoon!"
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
"I had that dream again where someone is reading me, then the next thing I know, I'm lining the bottom of a bird cage."
"I want to follow my dreams - not analyze them."
"Have a couple of dreams and call me in the morning."
'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'
How to save mankind...
"...and the first psychiatrist who can determine the patients's profession by analyzing her dream gets 100 points."
"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."
'My dream was in Arabic.'
Last chance for dream analysis.
'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'
I had a dream about climbing Everest. - 'Did you reach the summit?' - 'No, I got halfway up and then clung to a rock.' - 'I see. Then what?' - 'Then my sherpa said that I was too heavy to carry any further.' - 'Figures'
Surprisingly enough, the act of upholstering a sofa is symbolic for the act of upholstering a sofa.
'Dr Gottschauk, I just had this remarkable dream, and I was wondering if you could come right over and analyze it.'
"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."
"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"