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Caveman's Dream Car
Corvette with Spoiler
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"Don't even think about it."
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'
"I'm going out to take a peek at the new car by moonlight."
Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.
"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."
"Dad, did you ever have a dream car?"
"Oh man...I'm so sorrry...I just keep thinking that someday, we'll be together... But, it's totally wrong to assume all my dreams will come true."
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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"
"He's been like that for hours."
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"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"
"I'm not sure. There's a lot of airbrush action going on...and that means they're trying to cover up surface flaws on the body."
"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"
Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.
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"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"
"Well, this 1964 Impala SS, 283 turbo fire V8, rare super sport with automatic transmission is $48,000."
"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."
"Does that shirt refer to your car hobby? Or your pants?"
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"Baldo, I understand you want a car...and I know you don't always agree with what I have to say. But right now, I say you're not ready for a car. Maybe later...but not today."
"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."
"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"
"I can't believe it. This guy just moved here...and all the girls like him already?"
"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"
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