Dream Date Cartoons and Comics

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."

"He's exactly the kind of man I've always wanted to change."

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"

"I think I was a little ambitious asking for a Brad Pitt look alike, now I'm just looking for 'male, with a heartbeat'."

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

"I was hoping for someone with poor eyesight and no imagination."

"I like long walks, drinking potty coladas, and long legs..."

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Would you mind taking a picture of me with your girlfriend?"

"Healthy, wealthy and wise, for starters ... "

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

"Don't mind me - I sometimes wake up in her dreams."

"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."

"And how would you like your steak?"

"He was a real dream date. He passed out during dinner."

"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"

"He's cute, he's smart, and get this... he texts using complete sentences!"

Faun Falls In Love.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'