Dream Jobs Cartoons and Comics

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"My whole life, …. I've never wanted to be anything other than a psychiatric patient."

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'So, you've no experience, no skills and a poor grasp of reality... Have you considered consulting?'

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'You have recessive jeans for plumbing.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Banking Appointments

'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

"Oh, I'm happy to be in R&D, but every once in a while, I wish I were in T&A."