Dream Jobs Cartoons and Comics

"We don't have job titles here. Not only that, we don't even use our names. Actually, I don't even work here. To be honest, this is probably all a dream."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"My whole life, …. I've never wanted to be anything other than a psychiatric patient."

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"Another reject, Carol. Let's face it, I'll never make a living writing eye charts!"

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'So, you've no experience, no skills and a poor grasp of reality... Have you considered consulting?'

Doggy conductor

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'You have recessive jeans for plumbing.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."