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"Elsie, you're all I ever wanted in a woman - my mother and Margaret Thatcher excepted, of course."
'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'
"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"
"Baldo, the woman you marry only has to love you. Nothing else matters."
Points of view.
'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'
Order your bird for Christmas - Blonde, 38-24-36 please!
Couple imagining the impossible dream.
I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.
'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'