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Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.
'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
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'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'
Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."
"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."
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A Poodle Dreams Of Justice
'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'
"Oh, crap! I'm wearing a dress!"
'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'
'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'
'Wow! What a dream I had last night!'
Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.
In Philip's recurring nightmare, he enters the game in front of a capacity crowd and a worldwide TV audience wearing basketball shorts from the 1980s.
'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'
Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...
'Last night I dreamed I drove through a car wash with all the windows open!'
'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'
'...But my stupid parents said no!!'
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'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'
When pole vaulters dream.