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'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
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Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
'You know what your problem is, Bob? You need to stop dreaming about cold beers and beautiful women and LIVE IN THE MOMENT!'
'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
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Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'
"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."
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'I dreamed about your case last night so I billed for it.'
'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'
"Oh, crap! I'm wearing a dress!"
'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'
'So I'm playing major league baseball, sweating and toiling in the dirt and grass day after day. But I always dreamed that, someday, I'd make it here.'
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When pole vaulters dream.
'Once I dreamt of being a famous surgeon. Woke up covered in blood.'
Do something for the environment.
The Manifestation of Dreams
'What a nightmare! I dreamed the world had one hundred years of peace!'
'I dreamt about you again last night. You were a big bronze statue.'
Killing the Client.
'We're counting any daydreaming in the office as vacation time.'
'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'
'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'
'This dream job ended once I stopped taking the hallucinogens.'