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"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
A Waist Lion
"The only thing that fits me is the changing room curtain."
"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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'My wife? Oh, she's about your size. Only shorter, fatter, and sort of humpbacked.'
"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"
"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."
Tags:internet shopping, online shopping, shopper, shoppers, internet shop, internet shops, internet store, internet stores, internet business, online business, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes shops, dress size, dress sizes, european size, european sizes, clothes size, clothes sizes, clothes sizing
"I'd like to see something is a size 6...me!"
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Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.
"What a lovely gesture, dear..."
"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."
'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'
'I'm down 3 sizes."
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Tags:elephant, elephants, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, weight issue, weight issues, vain, vanity, fashion sense, fashions, fashionable, dress, dresses, dress size, dress sizes, fat, fatness, fat problem, fat problems, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, self-esteem
'Still feels too small? Try this one. Maybe your wife is a size 12.'
'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'
"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"
"I used to worry I was anorexically obese, then I was obesely anorexic... bit in reality I'm just normal."
"Are you trying to be funny. . .?"
Two woman fighting over a top in the sales.
"I remember when she was a size 10!"
"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"
Tags:waist, neck, measurement, tape-measure, measuring, dress size, self-deception, giving up, overweight, plump, stout, chubby, fat, fatness, big belly, obese, obesity, diet, dieting, slimming, wives, wife, fashions, frock, frocks, dresses, outsize, tubby, disillusion, illusion, dress size, dress sizes, waist size, waist measurements
"This is a gift for my wife. Could you replace the XXL label with an XXS?"
When online orders are delivered late...
"Why do you call your knickers, 'smalls'?"
Tags:knickers, pant, pants, underclothes, underclothing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, insult, insults, insulting, smalls, underwear, women's underwear, women's underclothes, fashions, fashionable, pant, pants, relationships, marriage, laundry, clothing, dress size, dress sizes, clothes size, clothes sizes, clothes sizing