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'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'
One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.
'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'
'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'
'Now where did I lay my comb?'
Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.
'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'
'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'
A Pig applying 'dirt' like make-up infront of a mirror
"Those moths are getting creative...!"