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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
Quick dry paint.
Washday at the three bears' house.
Hand drying method for kids.
'This? This is my bum-flicking towel. It's less fluffy, for that sharper, whip-cracking effect.'
Fixing the environment.
'The nearest lake - and step on it!'
'I'm making milk shakes for everyone!'
Commodities Trading 2011
Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden
'Mom, is a stem line anything like a clothes line?'
'Oh, now the old bowl looks pretty good, huh? Didn't I tell you the water's always bluer on the other side of the glass?'
'I'm afraid his parts just dried up.'
'Trouble with the dryer?'
101 uses of a dead cat: mangle.
'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'
'Oh yes, very funny darling...switching the hairdryer for the stripper...'