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Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.
'This is the life, isn't it Nigel?'
'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'
"Funny how your alcohol induced psychosis only kicks in when I need a hand with the shoplifting."
Walk away without a scratch, $10.
'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'
'For heavens sake stop being the dark and moody drifter, and ask someone for directions!'
"At long last! My search for self is over!"
'Congratulations, Son! By the way, meet the unstable drifter I've given your room!'
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Worthless degree and no NBA career to fall back on.
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'Your references and job qualifications are excellent. I notice, however, that you've never stayed with any one company for very long!'
'Haven't seen you 'round these parts before. You new in town?'
'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'
'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'
"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."
'We find the drifter guilty.'
'Oi! I booked the seat next to the bend.'
'Just another drifter, honey.'
A line of beggars are begging on the sidewalk, except for one, who is out to lunch.
"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"