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'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
Puss in Bootcamp
"911, what is your major malfunction?"
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'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'
"Lemming Boot Camp"
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'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'
"Harder, you fat git, or you'll never lose that ugly gut and those ridiculous man boobs!"
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"I can't heeear you!"
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Captain Obvious early in his career.
"Anyone seen private Butten?"
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."
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'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''
'I heard you mom is really strict.'
'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'
Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'
Drill Baby Drill.
Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'
'Uh, oh. This is hell. That's the drill instructor from my army days.'
'Left, right, left, right. Can't he make up his mind?'
'This recruit thinks he can make the enemy die laughing.
Home Economics with an Attitude...
"Your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me."