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Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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Oil Derrick Crop
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Tags:car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting
"You may experience a bit of discomfort."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, sport, sports, bowling, bowler, bowlers, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling alley, bowling alleys, drilling, discomfort, pain, painful, revenge, vengeance, retirbution
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
Man drilling in an hour glass.
Oil Industry Safety.
'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'
'What sort of filling do you want?'
"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"
'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'
"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."
'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
Ostrich with head covered in oil. Oil spraying out of the hole he's just had his head in.
"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."
Tags:cheese, cheeses, swiss, swiss cheese, swiss cheeses, hole, holes, cheddar, cheddar cheese, cheddar cheeses, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, drill, drills, drilling, home repair, home repairs, do it yourself, repair, repairs, repairing, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, first glance, first glances, disabled
Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.
'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'
"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."